Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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