I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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