Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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