you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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