There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
