I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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