Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So much Jack, so little girl.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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