I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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