Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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