If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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