why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
