Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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