i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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