i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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