He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Please, let me fuck your mom
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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