we're blogging at a bar
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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