when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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