Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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