i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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