you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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