i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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