I'm going to jail i love you
I just cut my nipple shaving
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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