your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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