I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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