Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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