I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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