he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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