You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
