I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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