found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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