Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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