Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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