drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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