I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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