p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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