so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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