bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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