i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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