I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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