Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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