Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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