She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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