careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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