SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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