whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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