Got a toothbrush?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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