she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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