my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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