Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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