Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
please don't ironically join a cult
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